Hello there,

Please specify if you'd like me to put you on my email list or if you're interested in purchasing something or if you find yourself lonely at the keyboard and are wanting a little company and are thinking to yourself, "This motherfucker looks as twisted as me, perhaps I'll see what he's doing at 3:12am this fine Tuesday night..."

Any and all of these reasons are not only welcomed, but encouraged.

If the form doesn't suit you, try zefrey@gmail.com

Truly at your bedside table,
Zefrey Throwell

Post Script
Did I mention that I love the hell out of you?